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[hynobius]

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[ssrs]

lol
u shouldnt click on sus links, yknow
its likely ur gonna get ur phone infected w/ some weird shit
hope u at least squirted ur way 2 someone before u got the virus tho

1/3

[hynobius]

[ At first he's confused, because what the fuck is Itaru doing texting him? And then he just... scrolls up a little. ]

[hynobius]

WHAT IS THIS?

[hynobius]

[ He's fucked up. ]

I was clicking things too fast so I guess it just... decided to send you that.
Weird.
But it seems like all the questions asked describe you pretty well.

Shut up.
I don't even know what that is.

[ssrs]

loooool
ur like a grandpa trying to fumble with technology
i forget ur actually a snot nosed brat

oh yeah?
nd ur not antisocial? thats news to me

[hynobius]

This works differently than regular smartphones sometimes.
And I don't wanna hear that from you, old man.
Isn't it weird that you talk like a girl in high school?
Should I ask how entrance exams are going?

Peace makes it impossible not to be social during walks.

[ssrs]

what do u mean
i talk like a normal person
is it bc im too lazy to capitalize shit??? im still too lazy
or do u mean its bc im cute and u want me in an uniform w a skirt?

ur pet socializing =/= u socializing

[hynobius]

What makes you assume that I wanna see that?

[ssrs]

maybe the fact that u ignored the rest of my message and focused on that lmao

[hynobius]

I'm not ignoring it.
I just want that answered first because it irritates me the most.

[ssrs]

bc now ur imagining it?

[hynobius]

I'm not!
If I did I'd get sick the second I did.
Because I bet you'd look odd.

[ssrs]

i mean
yea prolly
im a grown ass man so i wouldnt do that anyway
but maybe someone on moondate.com can do it 4 u instead

[hynobius]

I don't want anyone to do it.
And even if I did obviously you wouldn't say no?

[ssrs]

i just said i wouldnt do it wtf

[hynobius]

You say you won't do a lot of things and still do them.
Plus it's not like anyone would know.

[ssrs]

now u sound like ur trying 2 convince me to do it

[hynobius]

Maybe.

I mean you brought it up, even if you say you wouldn't it's difficult to believe what you do and don't like...
I mean it fits.

[ssrs]

it fits how?

[hynobius]

It's embarrassing for you.
You have a habit of getting into situations that do that to you.

[ssrs]

idk what ur talking abt

[hynobius]

Okay.

Anyway, I wouldn't describe you as a normal person.

[ssrs]

i dont remember asking u 2 describe me
its weirder to capitalize everything and talk like a 50 yr old anyway

[hynobius]

I just let the device correct itself.
I don't really care.
If I would've forgotten to take the caps off earlier I would have just kept it like that.