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[hynobius]

It's embarrassing for you.
You have a habit of getting into situations that do that to you.

[ssrs]

idk what ur talking abt

[hynobius]

Okay.

Anyway, I wouldn't describe you as a normal person.

[ssrs]

i dont remember asking u 2 describe me
its weirder to capitalize everything and talk like a 50 yr old anyway

[hynobius]

I just let the device correct itself.
I don't really care.
If I would've forgotten to take the caps off earlier I would have just kept it like that.

[ssrs]

boring
no personal aesthetic or touch
2/10

[hynobius]

It's not like it's a bad thing.
I bet you don't talk like this to your boss.

Or maybe you do.
If that's the case I'm surprised you haven't been fired...
Itaru must be good at his job
:/

[ssrs]

fair ig
but theres a diff btwn my professional voice and my casual voice

either way my boss probably wouldnt care
cuz i am good at my job
well, i was
i dont work in sales around here so whatever

[hynobius]

Sales?
I was kinda kidding myself when I thought you'd have a normal job, but I guess I was wrong.

Did you like your job?

[ssrs]

i told u i was a total normie
and no i didnt like my job
people were annoying and i was only doing it so i had money for gacha

[hynobius]

Don't tell me you used half a paycheck for gacha alone.

[ssrs]

Not a half.
As much as I had left over after necessities, so sometimes more.

[hynobius]

Sir, you have a problem.

[ssrs]

if it makes u happy, is it rly a problem?

[hynobius]

[ He really isn't one to talk considering he's willing to drop so much money for his brother. ]

I guess not.

What else...

y

[ Give him a minute. ]

What else makes you happy?

[ssrs]

hmm
playing games and pulling ssrs
getting high scores
eating pizza

[hynobius]

Gamer.

[ As if it's an insult. ]

Let's play a game together next time we meet up.
But in exchange we broaden your tastebuds and have something other than pizza.

[ssrs]

called out

[ wtf. ]

r u sure
can ur enormous ego take being beaten by someone as lame as me
hmmmm
that depends on what u wanna feed me

[hynobius]

I'm willing to lose in a game.
A battle of physical strength is a different story, and we already know who'd win in that.

Something less greasy, for one.

[ssrs]

me obviously
lol

hmmmmmmmmmmm
i dunno
i kinda need that grease to keep up some body weight

[hynobius]

Yeah?
Wanna have an arm wrestle?
The loser has to let the winner slap their wrist as hard as they want.

You can gain weight through other means.
The place I have in mind reminds me of the cooking my brother's friend would make at home.
I could probably make it myself but

[ That's awkward? Even if he's had Itaru in his house before -- especially when he basically forced him in. ]

would you actually eat anything I make?

[ Still, he's a little curious. ]

[ssrs]

thats such a lame, weirdly specific prize
nobody would compete for that

mmm
but im lazy... if u carry me and pay for everything ill go there with u though ig

[ :) ]

yea why not
if u wanted to kill me i doubt ud poison me so

[hynobius]

A lot of my old classmates did it...

[ So he just assumed that's what people wanted... to hurt their friends. Sounds legit. ]

What do you want as a prize, then?

It's almost funny that you want me to carry you when the last time I did you were begging me to put you down.
I guess you enjoyed it more than you let on?

I mean you're right but you don't have to say it like that.

[ssrs]

?
weird

[ is that what kids like to do nowadays? slap each other's wrists? ]

dunno
offer me something appealing and ill let u hold my hand

... yeah, coz u literally grabbed me off the street and jumped on a rooftop?????
its different if i ask u to carry me from a to b
like that time when u carried me to ur place
that was fine

[hynobius]

[ It could be worse? Like offering an arm or eye -- not like Yoohyun hasn't already done that. ]

Oh.

You should let me hold your hand anyway.
I don't know what to offer aside from helping during Iris if you need it or...
Do you need me to break someone's fingers?
Actually I can't do that for now.

Hey, I wasn't all there when that happened.
All I knew was that I smelled something familiar. It was a bit overwhelming and I couldn't keep myself away, and then everything became really comforting.
And do you mean that time I carried you there when you wanted to go home?
So you're admitting that you didn't mind coming over.